For those who dont play minecraft--
The joke still isnt too hard to get. Coal is WAAAAAAAY more abundant than Diamond. In game I have about 4-8 diamonds, but I currently have close to 400-500 coal pieces? I've used quite a lot too for cooking, smelting, torches, etc.
Dat lava. Always trying to suck me into its 2000 degree molten rock. :<
And as you can see, I only played in this world for a while, so I don't have the best items, little armor, etc.
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